Saturday, January 25, 2014
Can't Possibly Be Beat
Let me humbly submit that the closest a white man can come to knowing what it's like to be black in this society is to accept Islam and practice it observantly. No. Not the same, not the same, I know, but even so, even so: I'm young, I'm fast, I'm pretty, I got an orange tabby cat in my left hand and a thunderbolt in my right, my iPad is working and I have a hundred chapters of starlight and revolution, ready for inspection. One of them is right here. I wrestled an alligator, too. And I single-handedly put a stop to drone strikes that kill civilians.